We have all heard your comments to CPAC over the last few days, and while I am far too flabbergasted and downright confused to rebut them piece by piece, I would just like to offer this to you: Conservatives have not had their asses handed to them in the polls and elections lately because they are not getting out the conservative message, or because no one knows what you're about. America has had a conservative Republican president for the past 8 years - where the fuck were you? Oh, that's right.. the hillbilly heroin. Sorry. Or maybe this news hasn't reached you through your gravitational pull yet, so maybe I can break it down for you:
THE DIRECTION THE COUNTRY IS HEADED HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH REGULAR AMERICANS NOT BEING AWARE OF REPUBLICAN VALUES. WE ARE FULLY AWARE OF WHAT YOUR VALUES AND GOALS ARE, AND WE ARE REJECTING THEM.
The "massive socialist spending agenda" that you vocally decry was instigated by your poster boy G.W.B. Remember? When it was the banks, all your right wing buddies were happier than pigs in blankets to shell out billions. Once blue-collar, working class auto factories were in trouble, suddenly the right wing of the American Eagle got crippled and the word "socialism" started getting thrown around, like it still means shit to anyone born around the period when the wall fell.
You know what? Maybe if you stuck to your true principles: small government, individual freedom, and state power you'd have more support. As it is, Bush expanded government powers and spending to an obscene level (small government?), the Republican Party is the de facto party of the failed war on drugs, anti-abortion legislation, and anti-gay legislation (individual freedom?), and undermining state sovereignity (California legalized medical marijuana. Why were federal agents under Bush raiding the fuck out of Californian pot dispensiaries?). Maybe America has decided since you both want to fuck up our lives and interfere with our personal business, going for foreign joyrides on our dime, we might as well take part in the party that wants to control our personal lives but wants to help us out through liberal social programs rather than support the part that wants to dictate the regulations of our day to day lives and leave hard working people to get fucked when times are tough.
If you really want to get back the American hearts and minds, why not try to be the party of "Get the fuck out of Americans' lives, we have a Constitution that says as much and we're the party that honors it"?
Just saying, maybe you'd have better luck with that.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
OPEN LETTER TO RUSH "I AM THE SIZE OF A FUCKING PLANET" LIMBAUGH:
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